A layover in Arizona

I was on my way to California with a 3 hour layover in Arizona. I thought it would be good to get out and look around, maybe get some souvenirs. I saw a small shop with a sign that said "$5 for an experience you will never forget" I gave him $5 and a snake jumped out of a basket next to the register. I passed out. Then woke up at the airport in time to make my flight. 

Fishing trip

My buddy wanted to have a fishing trip for his bachelor party. I have been a vegan for 15 years. I love all living things so much. I could never think of harming an animal. 

Half way through this trip something changed in me, I can't stop eating. I ate an entire dolphin and 3 crabs uncooked, with the shell on.